Alex would simply not chill out this morning, so we went for a drive. The weirdest thing about having kids is the realization that you, no matter what it is you’d like to be doing, may at any moment need to pack up, get in the car, and randomly travel to nowhere just to get some peace.

I’m currently in a Jewel parking lot. Why? Because the kid is asleep, and the absurdity of sitting in a Jewel parking lot for 45 minutes is completely outweighed by the quiet and ability to drink my morning coffee in peace.

*sigh* This truck is the most expensive fucking bassinet ever.