So, I’ve been tagged by Ren. Here’s my thing.

1. Ten years ago: In 1996 I graduated high school with 39 other good midwestern kids. I also started college. I worked as a janitor, cleaning a church and school. I also totaled my first car in a spectacular moment of stupidity.

2. Five years ago: In 2001 I graduated college, worked for SGI, performed in “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum”, had my directorial debut ( David Mamet’s “A Life With No Joy In It”), and went on a date with someone I met online. Not a great moment.

3. One year ago: I got married, went to a conference in NYC( I love New York), got officially hired at my current job (from being a contractor), bought a condo, started trying to sell a condo, and learned that there are some people who don’t even realize what assholes they really are.

4. Yesterday: Worked. Did a lot, but it’s all pretty dull if you’re not a part of it.

5. Today: Worked more. See #4.

6. Tomorrow: Going to pick up my tux and go rehearse for Tony’s wedding.

7. Five snacks I enjoy: Guinness, nachos, chocolate chip cookies. I’m sure there’s others but I can’t think of them right now.

8. Five bands I know the lyrics of most of their songs: Morphine, Underworld, Nine Inch Nails, Ned’s Atomic Dustbin, U2

9. Five things I would do with $100,000,000: buy a Ferrari Enzo and a garage in Europe to store it in, dabble in the Energy markets, give my wife the ring she really wanted, buy a place in New York, buy a summer home on Honshu.

10. Two locations I’d like to run away to: New York or Tokyo.

11. Five Bad Habits: working too much, drinking too little, not barbecueing enough, not eating enough veggies, not exercising

12. Five things I like doing: Hanging out with the fam, reading, playing video games, music, traveling

13. Five TV shows I like: Law & Order (CI/SVU too), Soccer games in HD, Time Warp Trio, Psych, House

14. Famous People I’d like to meet, living or dead: *shrugs*

15. Biggest joys at the moment: Dude. I’m gonna be a dad. That rocks.

16. Favorite toys: I just got LEGO Star Wars for the PS2.

17. Five people to tag: I’m the asshole who always kills the chain letter. This is no exception.